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- The University of Washington: How to Get Smart, Get High, and Get Away with It
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- Drinking in an Actual Bar: Advice on How Not to Embarrass Yourself
- Getting High: The Inside Dope on Dope, from a Former Dope Dealer
- Seattle Central Community College: If You Think It's Just Like Any Other College, You're Kidding Yourself
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- Being Gay in Seattle: A Guide to Bookstores, Bars, and Bathrooms of Ill-Repute
- Being Straight in Seattle: With Specific Instructions on How to Locate the Clitoris
- Seattle University: How to Be a Stoned, Drunk Fag at Seattle's Largest Catholic University--and Succeed
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- Seattle Pacific University: The College of Choice for Earnest Young Rockers with $90,000 and No Sex Drive Whatsoever
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- What's That Down There?: Your Orientation to STDs
- Cornish College of the Arts: Shower Regularly, Sleep Around, And Other Advice from a Cornish Grad
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- Dangerous, Low-Wage, Humiliating, and Illegal Part-Time Jobs: The Stranger staff offers advice on how to avoid depression, disfigurement, and the many other hazards of entry-level employment.
- Appetite for Education: Why I Decided to Go Back to School After Being in Guns N' Roses
- Welcome to Seattle! Orient yourself.
The most important thing you need to know about SU, which is not mentioned in the brochure, is that flashers have made its verdant campus the place to be seen. The situation is so bad that it's safe to say that every bush at SU has its resident pervert, waiting to leap out and expose all to any young woman who happens to be walking to or from class. And young women are not the only victims of indecent exposure, but also young men. Particularly in the changing rooms, young men have walked into an unexpected steamy scene involving a naked stranger in the late stages of self-derived ecstasy. Why flashers prefer SU to any other local college is a matter for serious research. Charles Mudede
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