The campus is crawling with flashers.
The most important thing you need to know about SU, which is not mentioned in the brochure, is that flashers have made its verdant campus the place to be seen. The situation is so bad that it's safe to say that every bush at SU has its resident pervert, waiting to leap out and expose all to any young woman who happens to be walking to or from class. And young women are not the only victims of indecent exposure, but also young men. Particularly in the changing rooms, young men have walked into an unexpected steamy scene involving a naked stranger in the late stages of self-derived ecstasy. Why flashers prefer SU to any other local college is a matter for serious research. Charles Mudede