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- The University of Washington: How to Get Smart, Get High, and Get Away with It
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- Drinking in an Actual Bar: Advice on How Not to Embarrass Yourself
- Getting High: The Inside Dope on Dope, from a Former Dope Dealer
- Seattle Central Community College: If You Think It's Just Like Any Other College, You're Kidding Yourself
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- Being Gay in Seattle: A Guide to Bookstores, Bars, and Bathrooms of Ill-Repute
- Being Straight in Seattle: With Specific Instructions on How to Locate the Clitoris
- Seattle University: How to Be a Stoned, Drunk Fag at Seattle's Largest Catholic University--and Succeed
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- Seattle Pacific University: The College of Choice for Earnest Young Rockers with $90,000 and No Sex Drive Whatsoever
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- What's That Down There?: Your Orientation to STDs
- Cornish College of the Arts: Shower Regularly, Sleep Around, And Other Advice from a Cornish Grad
- What They Don't Tell You In The Brochure
- Notable Alumni
- At A Glance!
- Dangerous, Low-Wage, Humiliating, and Illegal Part-Time Jobs: The Stranger staff offers advice on how to avoid depression, disfigurement, and the many other hazards of entry-level employment.
- Appetite for Education: Why I Decided to Go Back to School After Being in Guns N' Roses
- Welcome to Seattle! Orient yourself.
One thing about Cornish not mentioned in the brochure is that the professors are dirt poor. According to a May 2000 national survey of the lowest salaries of full professors, Cornish took dead last with $27,800, which translates, after taxes, into roughly $850 per check. This paycheck must somehow absorb these harsh realities, which can be found on www.cityofseattle.net: "A one bedroom apartment rents for an average of $786 per month.... For a janitor or retail sales clerk [or a full professor at Cornish], this means rent comprises more than [or near to] 48% of their gross income. For a full-time minimum wage worker, the figure is over 66%. To purchase Seattle's average $310,000 home would require an average family income of more than $80,000 per year." In short: Cornish professors don't eat and are homeless. The fact that they are alive at all, let alone teaching classes, is a miracle of the first order. Charles Mudede



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