• The Comet Tavern was robbed last Tuesday evening: Someone broke in and stole the dollar bills that have been affixed to the ceiling for as long as anyone can remember. The dive's new co-owner, Jason Lajeunesse, estimated the amount taken from the ceiling was close to $1,000 (we guessed it was more like $27, but then again, we haven't looked at the Comet's ceiling in a while, lest we get pinkeye). Lajeunesse also said, "My landlords received a call from a very inebriated someone last week who threatened to come and steal the Comet sign and anything else he thought belonged to him..."

• Every time we turn on KEXP and hear a song by an artist older than 60, we are seized with the fear that the person has died. Help!?

• At the Go Health Yourself health-care-meets-music show at Chop Suey on Thursday, we learned what exactly "this Obamacare thing is" (best part: free birth control!), a couple swayed and sang every word to headliners Hey Marseilles's songs, and King County executive Dow Constantine said "ass" onstage (as in "Get your ass covered with insurance!").

• Rumor has it OutKast are reuniting, probably, and will definitely maybe be performing as headliners at Coachella 2014. Totally loosely set in stone.

• Last weekend, The Stranger received an e-mail that began with "Are you serious? my name is [redacted] this is my father's e-mail I'm using. Your write up on Layne Staley's death pissed me off." The irate e-mailer went on to give us such advice as "Get a clue you stupid ass wipe" and "FUCK off and write about shit you actually care about because you suck and your website your the editor for sucks." The article in question was written 11 years go by a writer who left our staff nine years ago. The e-mail ended with "Sent from Windows Mail."

• MTNS drummer and all-around badass Dan Enders continued his streak of injuring himself at nearly every show he plays, smashing his finger midway through a sold-out set at the Black Lodge and refusing to stop playing. A previous incident saw him cut his foot open with his cymbal and bleed profusely all over Vermillion.

• Gabe Day, son of noted Lincoln-impersonator Daniel Day-Lewis, unleashed the video for his rap track "Green Auras" last week, in which he smokes a lot of weed and makes the completely legit claim that "judging someone for their dad is just as bad as being racist." Noted!

• Saturday night at Neumos, British post-punk legends Wire closed out their DRILL: Seattle festival with a humongous rendition of "Pink Flag," which featured at least 20 guitarists onstage, including members of Helmet, Chastity Belt, FF, By Sunlight, and Vestals. It wasn't Rhys Chatham's 100 Guitars, but it did rock pretty mightily.