I'm thinking that man is in that tree to get the hell away from his friends who won't shut up about Bernie Sanders and his friends who won't shut up about Hillary Clinton. I predict he'll be up there until the caucuses are over on Saturday. It's a wonder there aren't more men—and women—hiding in the tops trees all over town. I'm tempted to go find a tree I can hide in until sometime late Saturday night myself.

This keeps playing in my head...