In case you've been plugging your ears and doing your best to ignore all things Election 2016 (and really, who could blame you?), Washington state's presidential primary ballots are due today. Why bother voting? Maybe because this dumb primary costs state taxpayers a cool $11.5 million. Or who knows? Maybe if there's a high voter turnout, we can finally oust our infuriating, inaccessible caucus system.

Is your ballot lost in the mountain of mail in your kitchen? No worries! You can print out a ballot online and then pop that into your nearest ballot dropbox. According to King County Elections, results should be available around 8:15 p.m.

Is it November yet?