Heres the poster.
Here's the poster. Courtesy WoodRocket.com

According to a press release we just received from Woodland Hills, California:

Finally, a musical that would even have the Founding Fathers asking, “Who's your daddy?”

The press release goes on to say:

“Hamiltoe will be revolutionary. It will be the first hip-hop porn musical spoofing a Broadway show, celebrating a historical figure. And it will have anal sex,” says WoodRocket Producer, Lee Roy Myers.

Hamiltoe will be directed by Lee Roy Myers (Game of Bones), written by comedian Eitan Levine (Elite Daily), produced by Seth's Beard (Strokémon), featuring music by D-Squared (Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles), and will premiere August 2016, exclusively on WoodRocket.com.

I'm not familiar with WoodRocket's work so I wrote to ask whether they have any more images, like any images of anyone who's going to be in Hamiltoe. "We do not, we only have the poster and title right now. We are still in pre-production," a spokesperson told me.

I asked if there's going to be any gay sex in it, since I've never heard of a musical porn before and I can't think of anyone in the world I know who would watch one except for, you know, me, and also because they're explicitly promising anal sex... and because Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens clearly had the hots for each other.

The WoodRocket spokesperson's response? "All straight. A hip-hop musical with rapping pornstars."

I don't know if I can sign off on this one, guys.