If you haven't heard everything, you will now:

A new survey by AAA has Seattle as the #2 Most Popular Vacation Destination in the United States.... This continues the ever-rising tide of Seattle making a name for itself in the country and world. With the perks that come from it (i.e. jealously from friends), also comes the crowds of tourists.

Orlando, Florida is number one! And Los Angeles/Anaheim, California is number 3! Seattle is 2! Seattle beat New York City, the greatest city on earth! People want to see our many and wonderful construction sites! They want to bathe in the cranes! Our Ducks rock! Who paid for this list, this nonsense?