If Donald Trump can keep to a script—which seems unlikely—then tonight he's going to be saying phrases like "I humbly and gratefully accept your nomination" and "I’m with you, I will fight for you."

Also expected from his rage-mouth:

Americans watching this address tonight have seen the recent images of violence in our streets and the chaos in our communities.

Many have witnessed this violence personally, some have even been its victims.

I have a message for all of you: the crime and violence that today afflicts our nation will soon come to an end. Beginning on Jan. 20, 2017, safety will be restored.…

Not found in these excerpts: the words "beautiful," "amazing," or "great." (Though, yes, there is one "greatly" and one "greatest.")

But these are only excerpts! If those missing Trump-speak words don't appear, then I just don't understand this world anymore.