Oh no!
This is going great!

There is perhaps not a better Venn diagram representation of these, the Olympics of GIFs, than the moment Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita was knocked out of contention by his own penis.

The resultant gif combines the physical pain, humiliation and defeat common to so many Olympic viral moments. It also has something that has become a bit of a touchstone during the Rio Olympics: a graphic dong shot.

Pow! Right in the penis

It's surely an embarrassing moment for Ogita, whose genital collision incident denied him a spot in the pole vaulting final—didn't it just have to be pole vaulting?—but at least one person is encouraging him to see the victory in his defeat.

We await the use of this gif as a pseudo-witty riposte in Internet comment sections from tonight until the end of time.





EOD=End of Day. We're done. Go home. Grill some sausages.