If you're going to the Trump rally, please make sure you look straight and white and Christian.

He's going to bring back all those timber jobs - and all that timber, too!

Why is he even campaigning here? First he wasted time in deep red Mississippi, and now Western Washington. I don't think the Dumpster wants the job! I wonder if he'll promise to bring the Navy back to Everett

I hope you're all wearing kevlar outfits. You got out unscathed in Lynden, you don't want to push your luck.

@3: More and more pundits are saying Donald doesn't want the job. It's probably true.

@2 He has very big hands and seed bleeding out of his whatever, so yeah his mere presence will bring back all that timber.