There's nothing—*ahem*, nowhere like Fucking. Especially not in Washington.
Luckily, some srsbsns investigators at real estate site Estately took it upon themselves to uncover the (seemingly) bizarrely named towns (ghost and otherwise) across America.
While I'm boggled by the existence of a place called Booger Hole, W.Va., I'll just focus on the Evergreen State:
Acme, Bacon, Beaver Homes, Berryman, Big Bottom, Bunk Foss, Bunker, Cactus, Cashup, Chumstick, Dollar Corner, Dot, Electron, Gorst, Home, Humorist, Humptulips, Kooskooskie, Mock City, Novelty, Opportunity, Shreck, Snowden, Startup, Swede Heaven, Touchet
Let's take a look at one of them: Humptulips.
The name might jog sci-fi nerds' memories—it's also the name of a place in Terry Pratchett's and Stephen Baxter's novel The Long Earth. In the alternate universe of Roundworld, the real-world community is home to a wizard called...Humptulip.
But its history goes deeper than that.
Humptulips, a community in Grays Harbor County wasn't named by a bunch of floraphiles or extra-attentive gardeners. The sparsely-populated town, which is now famous for salmon-fishing, got its name from a phrase from the Chehalis tribe and translates to "hard to pole." The Humptulips River was lined with downed timber, making the waters difficult to travel through, Grays Harbor Talk reports.
See? Even back then, traffic had a profound effect on Washington native peoples. Sound familiar?
EOD=End of Day. We're done. Go home. Take the bus. Join the War on Cars.