For your sunny Friday afternoon viewing pleasure, some lessons from the excellent Animals Being Jerks:

A llama doesn't poop on your schedule.

Eagles are better than you at catching things—and they're just so smug about it.

It offends a swan's artistic sensibilities when you take a photo of the same monument that's already on a million Instagram feeds.

Keep your face on the right side of the sneeze guard.

A dog will never forget that you didn't invite him to the office holiday party.




EOD=End of Day. We're done. Go home. A cat can always sense your neediness.