In Saturday’s Derby County v. Blackburn Rovers Sky Bet Championship playoff game (which I'm sure means something to UK soccer fans), the halftime entertainment stole the show. Something called “Mackerel Jordan”—a fish dressed as a basketball player—swallows up one of the coaches, dances around for a while, then spits him out onto the field in his skivvies.

Speaking of people who are fishy...

EOD≠End of day today. We aren't going home, we're staying right here to live blog the presidential debate, where the facts from Trump will surely be redolent of last week's halibut.

h/t: ESPN