The Funniest Tweets From Debate Night

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melania's life must be hell.

Max Solomon on September 27, 2016 at 7:51 PM

Melania knew exactly what she was signing up for. Although she was probably counting on him being dead by now.

Catalina Vel-DuRay on September 27, 2016 at 9:39 PM

@3 Ya'know Melania has basically disappeared since the convention.... I wonder...

Donald's doctor seems a bit dodgy, Dr Oz certainly is dodgy.

Melania could be betting win or lose Donald rocks over from a massive heart attack mid November.

Not a bad bet.

Machiavelli was framed on September 27, 2016 at 10:51 PM

@4: Melania was at the debate, didn't you see her? Wearing a lovely off-the-should gown and appearing quite glamorous.

raindrop on September 27, 2016 at 11:02 PM

* ... off-the-sholder

raindrop on September 27, 2016 at 11:04 PM

LOL

Machiavelli was framed on September 27, 2016 at 11:10 PM

@3: she knew she was signing up for fucking a malignant narcissist, but I doubt she knew she was signing up for this.

Max Solomon on September 28, 2016 at 9:17 AM

@4 - Considering how much of the non-elected DC establishment in the alphabet-soup agencies loathes "The Donald", I wouldn't at all be surprised if "someone" slips a little heart-attack inducing something or other into his daily cocktails. Or a Yuri Andropov-style "cold". The only downside would be President Pence (). Although Penceypants might be easily manipulable once The Blowhard is gone. Lackey's are like that. Imagine the history-making possibilities! We could end up with President Ryan... o_O

treacle on September 28, 2016 at 1:13 PM