A Donald Trump cake being wheeled into Trump Tower @abc #ElectionDay pic.twitter.com/HSkHChfUSA
— Jason Volack (@jasonvolack) November 8, 2016
I'll take a stab at it:
"So, yeah. I'm what you get when Mike Pence insists on ordering your election night 'victory' cake from a bakery that won't make cakes for gay weddings."
Take your stab at in comments, Sloggers.