The biggest joke of Trump's New Jersey inaugural gala line-up was that he couldn't get Springsteen; he could only get a Springsteen cover band. But now, thanks in a roundabout way to Bruce himself, he can't get a cover band, either. "We felt that we had to make it known that we didn't want to seem disrespectful, in any way, shape or form, to Bruce and his music and his band," the band's leader, Will Forte, told Rolling Stone. "I don't want to upset them. We owe everything to him and our gratitude and respect to the band is imperative above all else. It became clear to us that this wasn't working and we just had to do what we thought was the right thing to do and that was to pull out."

The headline you're looking for, blogs of the world, is Pennsylvania Avenue Freeze Out. You're welcome.