New To Town: Advice to Seattle Newcomers from Seattle Newcomers, Part 3

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Okay these were barely cute earlier and now they are just annoying. Tell me this is some sort of parody of people who really don't exist. I seriously want to punch one and maybe two of them.

Cato the Younger Younger on January 18, 2017 at 3:23 PM

Lawd, these newbies are adorable! Pleez get yourselves to your nearest hookup app and/or secks club asap.

Coming hard is the best revenge against You Know Who/Spray Tan Dictator ;-)

Original Andrew on January 18, 2017 at 4:48 PM

They really need to learn it's not Pike's Place though. That drives me bats.

The Empty Yellow Houses of Fort Lawton on January 18, 2017 at 5:12 PM

@1 ROFL in part 2 you were complaining the girl was too sanitized corporate hipster. Now this guy is a little too real for you? Good luck, Goldilocks!

Try it out for free on January 19, 2017 at 12:50 AM