@3 pfttt. When it's as green as shown in the pic, it will be very bitter. It's supposed to be blanched (grown in the dark for the last 2 weeks) so it becomes yellow before consumption.
I made my own avocado on toast for breakfast the other day. It was ok. Took me about 1 minute to make, not including the time it took to toast the bread. I'm not a chef or a cook. Why would anyone pay for this?
How is this new? When I was a kid I walked out the back door, picked avocados and whatever else was growing and made breakfast. Avocado on toast was a staple. What's next, someone in Seattle is going to "discover" how amazing tomatoes on toast are?
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