Or we can finally address the issue of toddler with handguns. They freak me the Fück out.

It wasn't a Car of Peace? That's good. Firing up the Trumpists with an attack would really suck. For everyone.

I'm sure it was a liberal automobile. Those always want to harm America.

Maybe ISIS will help out by claiming responsibility.

Shorter White People: "Was it a brown person driving? TERRORAMISM!"

Why not attack marijuana?

Charles turns yet another news story into a juxtapose fest.

When Obama was in power they yearn for a successful terrorist attack to show Democrats can't protect America. When Republicans are in power, the want terrorists to succeed as an excuse for their fascist agenda. Conservatives and Al Qaeda thrive on murdered Americans.