The meanest drag queen out there is coming to roast Mama Tits in July.
Not all at once, mind you. Bianca Del Rio is coming July 6 to roast Mama Tits. Eugene Gologursky/Getty Images

There's going to be a roast of Mama Tits—or as the press release says, "a celebratory take down of Seattle’s favorite Skyscraper Hostess"—on July 6 at the Egyptian, featuring drag stars Bianca Del Rio and Jackie Beat, director Chi Chi Larue, San Francisco queens Heklina and Sister Roma, and Seattle queens Robbie Turner and Mark Finley. I don't know why I'm treating this so breathlessly—probably because I'm deep into the latest season of RuPaul's Drag Race (I'm not the only one), and it's getting tense, and it's the only reality TV show I watch. Also the gay thing.

Anyway, I saw the press release and thought you should know. Bianca was born to roast people, and it's hard to think of a bigger target than Mama Tits. More info and tickets here.

Trixie Mattel is coming for Dragapalooza on June 22, along with Sharon Needles, Derrick Barry, and Robbie Turner.
But first, there's something called Dragapalooza on June 22, with Trixie Mattel and others. Jason Kempin/Getty

Dragapalooza is a "live-singing drag rock extravaganza," which means no lip-synching. It's also happening at the Egyptian, which is not the best venue for live performance, but you know what? It's two blocks from the office, so it's fine by me.

"I’m going to smash my Gibson guitar and sweat my own wig off," Trixie says. Poor Trixie, kicked off Drag Race so early. Out of pity, I used her photo for this post, even though Sharon Needles, Derrick Barry, and Robbie Turner are also performing. There are two performances, one at 7 pm and one at 9:30. More info and tickets here.