BuzzFeed's Dan Vergano published an article today looking at would happen if Donald Trump ordered an American city to evacuate in the case of, say, an asteroid the size of Mount Rushmore hurtling toward the Gulf of Mexico.

When a significant portion of the population thinks that the president is actually a baked ham installed into office by Vladamir Putin, it's an interesting hypothetical. This may be especially concerning for those of us in Seattle, the closest major American city to Kim Jong Un and his brand-spanking-new nuclear missiles. Personally, I have about as much faith in the president as I do in Bill Cosby on a first date, so I'd probably head downtown and get in line for the Yayoi Kusama show while everyone else is headed to Tacoma. You?