Fact: The Laws of God and Man Are Suspended During an Eclipse. Plan Accordingly.

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1
If I order an ax for Monday what's are the chances the delivery person would arrive during the eclipse and hack somebody to death with it?

Signed,
Ax Curious
2
I wouldn't mind a meteor crash landing on Mar-a-Lago.
3
What an absurd article. Could have used a vampire. You might consider collaborating with Mudede.
4
"But there’s nothing in any law book that says I can’t offer my fellow citizens a morsel of well-informed legal advice"

Well, technically that's called practicing law without a license - but it's ok! Because the fact that you are talking about the eclipse - a time where the law does not apply - actually retroactively nullifies the "practicing law without a license" bit - because during the eclipse there is no law to practice!