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How can I train myself to want to give blowjobs?

Basically Loathes Oral Work

I was about to type, "You either wanna give blowjobs or you don't, BLOW, you either like sucking cock or you don't," but I'm not sure I believe that.

Most fully-grown, non-inert adults with a decade or more's sexual experience—the best kind of adults, IMO—regularly do and very much enjoy things they weren't particularly interested in back when they first became sexually active; some do and enjoy things they actively disliked when they first started having orgasms in the presence of another human being. I know that the first time a guy XXXXXX my XXXXXXX, BLOW, I thought he was completely depraved and couldn't wait to get out his apartment. Now it's not sex for me unless I'm XXXXXXX someone's XXXXXXX. Likewise, most fully-grown, non-inert adults with a decade or more's sexual experience can point to things they used to do—and really used to like—that they don't enjoy and consequently don't do anymore. I used to like XXXXXXX XXXXXX, BLOW, but it's been fifteen years (at least!) since I someone XXXXXX my XXXXXX.

So how can you train yourself to like blowjobs? I don't think you can. You can give 'em a try, of course, but if you never develop a taste for them, BLOW, you don't have to keep trying. At a certain point you're allowed to say, "Not for me." Hell, you're allowed to say, "Not for me," without ever giving something a try. I've never tried cunnilingus, BLOW, and I'm certain it's not for me and don't feel under any obligation to give it a try.

But there have been a number of times in my life when someone came along who was into something I wasn't and I gave it a try for them and something just fucking clicked. It wasn't just that I enjoyed doing this thing for this person—although there was that—but the thing itself became a turn-on for me independent of that person. And these were often things other guys had asked me to do, guys I wasn't as into, and I'd turned them down cold.

So maybe instead of telling yourself you don't wanna give blowjobs, BLOW, you could yourself you haven't met the person you wanna blow yet. The right guy with the right dick hasn't come along. Or the right woman with the right dick. Or the right non-binary with the right non-binary stuff. You may never meet that person, but... you never know. One day you may like giving blowjobs just as much as I like XXXXXXX someone's XXXXXXX.

Or not.

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