Martin Shkreli Sent to Jail For Offering Bounty on Hillary Clinton's Hair

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...because fuck it, why not.

2017 is just trolling us at this point.
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Good!
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he's a connoisseur. of random things. like the only copy of a wu tang clan album for 2mil. he's kinda strange that way. and girls, i think he's single! *tingles* (?)
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If Clinton is as evil as the right claims to be, she'll much more quietly put a bounty on his head.
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@4:

Considering he just went from freedom on a $5mm bond to incarceration in 0-to-60, what makes you think she didn't already?
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It's a good day in the neighborhood.
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He's obviously out of his mind. Would be sad if he wasn't hurting people. I guess it's still sad.
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One down, plenty more to go.
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@5

He's not bleeding?
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He's a douch....but the bounty for a lock of Hillary hair is pretty f'n funny.
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yes offering to pay people to physically assault someone is lol hilarious i'm sure secret service is rofl rn soooo funny
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@9 Exactly. That's not how the "clinton crime family" operates!

sigh.
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Too bad, so sad a judge didn't share Pharma Bros' sense of humor.

Whatever it takes to keep that asshole off the street.