All the feels.

This was fun. Not enough slog polls these days. They're legally binding, if I recall correctly.

When you have personally saved the lives of so many babies, you can have two cakes too.

I think the cutoff is five or ten babies.

To have one and eat it, too

Benny Two Cakes.

You are a despicable person if you are joining this publication in mocking the guy who runs this country's housing project. We live in a city with a rampant homeless crisis and Ben Carson is one of the few people who has real practical solutions for fixing the problem. Rather than mocking the person who you should be working with, I'd recommend everyone follow my example and send him a thank you note and birthday card today .

@6: nice use of irony there.

(not holding my breath waiting for Ben Carson to fix Seattle's rampant homeless crisis though)

There was a mix-up because the first caterers refused to bake the cake because Ben is "black" and it's against their religion? The second caterers refused to bake because Ben is an unqualified republican, who talks about knives?

For a 66-year-old man, that is quite a set of cakes.

Even though I voted in the Slog poll, I must confess: The sheet cake? It's actually for me.

[I'm hungry and poor.]