That's rich, coming from The Stranger's SLOG, which of course is the judge of all things relevant.....at least to the 3 mile patch of asphalt that they represent...and which I am hopelessly addicted, as a native Seattle human, Slog is like a ripened, wrinkled teat of sticky Seattle manna...

@1. Ever think of writing morrissey lyrics? Ripened, wrinkled teat is right in his wheelhouse.

Also no longer relevant? The stranger....which lost its cool around the time that paper media died in the aughts. I'm not saying you don't deserve to exist. I'm just saying your job is probably to not throw rocks when you live in a glass house. Lose the medical marijuana and prostitution ads and you are effectively out of business. Problem is that people who smoke weed usually don't read print media. #conundrum

The more you ignore him the closer he gets.

@2 THANK YOU, as that was the intent :)

Wrong