I like to finger my rim while jerking my cock—it makes me come really hard and I'm interested in trying anal play with others. The problem is that there is often a "car in my garage," even when I don't feel like I have to go for a drive. I strongly dislike the feel and smell of cars. I'm only in there an inch and I can feel the bumper. I don't want to get into a 'car crash' with anyone. Is my condition common? Is something wrong with me?

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There's nothing wrong with you that this can't take care of. You're welcome. (Also: I hope you got that metaphor's consent before you tortured it near to death.)