Not sure if "chemtrails" is Freudian slip or 90s ironic dumbness.

Meh, somebody posted this in the comments of the morning news.

http://www.thestranger.com/slog/2017/11/…

But JFC, go watch the news station's report. They fucking refuse to show the entire cartoon penis in their broadcast!

Lt. Richard Smoker?

You know, how stupid was Roy Moore? He could have moved to California in the 70s, gotten a porn career, and be with all the 18 an 19 year olds he wanted. He could have been an elder porn legend today and we'd have been spared his evangelical shit all these years.

Wouldnt a flying vagina just be the result of a barrel roll? I think the term you are looking for would be flying labia

Still not big enough for some of the size queens around here.

@ 4,

But then he wouldn't have enjoyed his best life of being a total asshole to everyone with whom he's come in contact.

@8

Yeah, but that's the point. He'd be in some sort of niche porn--grandpas and college freshmen or something--and we'd have a vague recollection of him, like he's John Holmes, and then we'd read about him ODing on some Viagra complement, and his last film will sell moderately well because he's in the news.

FAKE SKYWRITING!!!

Weird - I thought of the Arby's logo.

Katie, please correct this idiotic use of "chemtrail" instead of contrail. I don't expect much from The Stranger anymore but this is just beyond the usual dumbness. ...and no, don't claim it was an attempt at poking fun at conspiracy theory lunacy since that is just no longer possible with the Orange Cheeto occupying the White House.

Looks more like a stetson to me.

@15 Arby's logo.

Penis in the sky with diamonds...
Penis in the sky with diamonds...