For Shame: Obama calls out Wall Street bankers for taking bonuses.
Logic Bomber: Disgruntled computer programmer almost shut down Fannie Mae for a week.
All Your Base Are Belong to Us: Fidel Castro wants US to give back Guantanamo.
Bill Me: Child healthcare bill, another DTV delay pass out of Senate.
Ford Tough: Number two automaker loses $5.9 billion, won't ask for aid.
Bad News: California will start furloughs for 238,000 state employees next month, New York City could cut 23,000 jobs.
More Bad News: Seattle School board votes to close five, relocate eight schools.
"Imagine the worst diarrhea you've ever had, and then times it by 10, with a knife in it": Pearl Jam guitarist lobbies for Crohn's disease.
Super Bowl, Shmuper Bowl. Anybody remember the XFL?
Yeah, me neither.
