Thank you for the delicious double-short Americano. It was really great. But it made me thirsty and, um, what's up with your water glasses?

I don't have terribly large thumbs, but my thumb is longer than the diameter of this water glass. I've had tequila shots bigger than this. Look at that pack of Splenda—do you know how small a packet of Splenda is?—it's still wider than your itty bitty water glass, of which I had seven refills.