Subject-line quote comes from whoever does the blogging for the Westboro Baptist Church, whose recent post has some wondering if the fag-hating, America-damning church is planning a Jonestown-style finale. Excerpts from the instigating post:

We’ve been marching about this wilderness of Doomed america — on our happy way to Zion’s hill — since the spring of 1991. This part of our journey is nearly over, so the intensity of the events we attend and the razor-sharp precision (you might say “twoedged-ness”, if you knew the scriptures — hint Hebrews 4:12 and Revelation 1:16) of our words for this filthy, corrupted land reflects the urgency of our business.

We are particularly urgent about it, because the time is shortly to come when we will grant you your wicked wish, Doomed america! Your smart-assed pundits and foul-mouthed politicians have for years told us to pack up and leave if we don’t like this filthy little cancerous boil on the butt of the earth. You all think you’re so clever that you can come up with such cutesy little quips. You’re collectively so Bible dumb that you don’t know what you’re saying. So let me help you out.

Look at the examples in scriptures when a nation — or world — of Godless rebels cry out at God’s patient Saints to get the hell out! Noah got on the ark and God shut the door — then the entire population of the world was wiped out. YAY!

Lot tried to get his sons-in-law to listen and leave Sodom with him — but they liked their country and told him he was crazy. He left. They were toast! YAY!

When we’re done, we will leave your filthy land and be placed safely out of the reach of the horror that will then land upon you swiftly and certainly — in one hour.

Read the whole glorious thing here. (And thanks for the heads-up, Towleroad via Gossip Boy via Joe.My.God.)

Also, to answer the question: Yes, I can say "McWowsers," but that doesn't mean I should.