What about Miss Vermont? Or Miss New Jersey? Or Miss New York? Because Miss California has been running around arguing that, as a duly-swimsuited representative of the state of California, she pretty much has an obligation to support a ban on same-sex marriage.

Prejean, a student at San Diego Christian College, was back home for the first time Sunday since last week's contest, where she was named first runner-up to Miss North Carolina. She has since become a celebrity far beyond her second-place finish. She maintained her answer was based on her spiritual beliefs and personal convictions, and represents a majority opinion of people... in California.

Majorities in Vermont, New Hampshire, New Jersey, and New York support marriage equality—does anyone know if their respective Misses support marriage equality? Apparently they're obligated to.