Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FL) reads a long, long list of sex acts on the floor of Congress during the debate about the hate crimes bill that was passed by the House yesterday:

Pedophilia and bestiality and necrophilia and coprophilia aren't among my favorite things, of course, but some of the others items on the congressman's list are pretty swell. And I didn't recognize some of the terms, so I'm going to reserve judgment on those until I do a little lab work. Via DCist.