The Awl links to an awful story about a woman who texted her boyfriend with a frowny-face emoticon after she killed a police officer with her car. The text:

Honey, I killed a cop. I’m sorry :( What should I do?

She was drunk—she split six liters of beer with a friend before driving—but she must be complimented on her texting-while-drunk ability. The Awl suggests that she should at least have put a tear in her emoticon— :'( —before texting. Photos of the texter-manslaughterer and the crime scene are here.