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Friday, May 8, 2009

Awkward Family Photos

Posted by on Fri, May 8, 2009 at 3:22 PM

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I can't stop clicking through Awkward Family Photos. Via Sullivan.

 

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mr. herriman 1
OMFG what is up with the fuzzy pink nudie suits?!!!!! and why, for the love of all things good and decent, is dad letting little susie DO THAT?!! I don't care if it IS a flippin' costume!!!!!!!!

God, my eyes.
Posted by mr. herriman on May 8, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Pepper St. Tort Reform 2
Between this and textsfromlastnight.com it's a wonder I haven't been fired today.
Posted by Pepper St. Tort Reform on May 8, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Irena 3
@1: Jesus fucking holy crap! That is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen! Whyyyy?????
Posted by Irena on May 8, 2009 at 3:39 PM
michael strangeways 4
And Sullivan saw it on DListed who posted a link this morning AND I posted the disturbing "nude" family on my blog three hours ago...get with the program Slog.
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on May 8, 2009 at 3:43 PM
5
I prefer Awkward Boners.
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on May 8, 2009 at 3:44 PM
cedarthvader 6
Thank you--this made me laugh until I cried.
Posted by cedarthvader http://open.salon.com/blog/cedar_burnett on May 8, 2009 at 3:45 PM
7
@4 Who cares when they posted it. It's funny. The whole "I posted this XXX hours earlier" shit doesn't make you cool.
Posted by ADZ on May 8, 2009 at 3:47 PM
8
Holy fuck.
Posted by Mr. Poe on May 8, 2009 at 3:51 PM
caito! 9
@2: word.
Posted by caito! on May 8, 2009 at 3:53 PM
mr. herriman 10
Yeah I imagine that little girl is all grown up now and decided to reveal the photo to the world on her therapist's advice as part of the healing process.
Posted by mr. herriman on May 8, 2009 at 3:54 PM
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on May 8, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Josh Bomb 12
@1 that is not a nudie suit! THESE are nudie suits!
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on May 8, 2009 at 4:05 PM
giffy 13
From the comments:
Oh, for chrissakes, not everything results in trauma. If people were honest, you would find a bit of sexual play in every family.
Posted by giffy on May 8, 2009 at 4:08 PM
michael strangeways 14
makes me cooler than some faded ass who didn't register...hey, dude, The Stranger likes to crow how cool and hip and up to date they are...they need called on it when they're a day late to the parade...esp when it's yet another damn link to Sullivan, apparently the only site Dan ever reads.
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on May 8, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Lily Fluffbottom 15
That looks like an aristocrats joke.
Posted by Lily Fluffbottom on May 8, 2009 at 4:10 PM
Matt from Denver 16
My mind cannot wrap itself around the nudie suits. Time for a few drinks.
Posted by Matt from Denver on May 8, 2009 at 4:16 PM
pissy mcslogbot 17
@ 2: Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on May 8, 2009 at 4:19 PM
Hyzenthlayk9 18
@1 - I was thinking that Exactly!!

Do you think they ever went over the ground rules for 'appropriate touching' in that family?

@13 - Do you think that the comment might be from "little Suzie all grown-up"

I like Mr. Herriman's suggestion that the appearance of the pic online is part of the healing process.

OMG - you don't see stuff like that everyday, and thank goodness for small favors.
Posted by Hyzenthlayk9 http://oystermind.blogspot.com/ on May 8, 2009 at 4:22 PM
onion 19
at least these people can get their whole families into one picture. nudie suits or not, at least they all look happy together.
Posted by onion on May 8, 2009 at 4:23 PM
seandr 20
Awkward family photos! Awkward boners!

I love these Internets.
Posted by seandr on May 8, 2009 at 4:23 PM
michael strangeways 21
did anyone notice that Mom's nipples seemed to veer off in two different directions?

they seem to follow you around the room...
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on May 8, 2009 at 4:28 PM
michael strangeways 22
why do i get the idea that there is a site called "Awkward Family Boners" somewhere on teh nets...
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on May 8, 2009 at 4:29 PM
Lily Fluffbottom 23
Those are terrific. I wish there was more.
Posted by Lily Fluffbottom on May 8, 2009 at 4:42 PM
kim in portland 24
Funny.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on May 8, 2009 at 5:01 PM
25
Wonder no more why entire families are killed by one of their members.
Posted by Aqua Regia on May 8, 2009 at 5:24 PM
saxfanatic 26
That site - and that Family Tree photo in particular - made me cry real tears. I have not laughed so convulsively in years.
Posted by saxfanatic on May 8, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Renton Mike 27
@1 That one almost killed me. I should've finished my sandwich before clicking.
Posted by Renton Mike on May 8, 2009 at 8:01 PM
28
That's Michael Strangeways' family in the pseudo-nude pink suits, BTW.
Posted by you wonder why he's fucked up on May 8, 2009 at 8:41 PM
Lloyd Clydesdale 29
They should be hiding higher up.
Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale on May 8, 2009 at 8:48 PM
30
mom in the pink suit needs a bilini pluck

the pic is a horror - totally - some one needs to go to jail

could be better if dad had a hard on, with both kids touching, really
Posted by A K W on May 9, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on May 9, 2009 at 2:03 PM
32
Which one is you Dan?
Posted by fotoeve on May 10, 2009 at 1:21 AM

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