Bloodbath: In Sri Lanka.
Dick: Cheney says Obama's endangering the nation.
Nerdprom: The White House correspondents dinner, Twittered.
Still here: Swine flu, which killed a Snohomish County man over the weekend.
Stuff happens: A cautionary tale.
Sounders: Tied the Los Angeles Galaxy on Sunday.
Metro violence: On the rise.
And just to cheer you up: No job growth until 2010.
Plus Republican National Committee Chair Michael Steele plans to "empathize right on your behind."