Bloodbath: In Sri Lanka.

Dick: Cheney says Obama's endangering the nation.

Nerdprom: The White House correspondents dinner, Twittered.

Still here: Swine flu, which killed a Snohomish County man over the weekend.

Stuff happens: A cautionary tale.

Sounders: Tied the Los Angeles Galaxy on Sunday.

Metro violence: On the rise.

And just to cheer you up: No job growth until 2010.

Plus Republican National Committee Chair Michael Steele plans to "empathize right on your behind."