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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Fashion What's in My Cap-Sac? (Part Four in a Series)

Posted by Lindy West on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 5:29 PM

I hope you've got your diapers securely fastened, France, because there is definitely something else in my Cap-Sac* right now. I can feel it up there. I think it's glowing.

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But what is it? What is it what is it what is it!?

*The fanny-pack for your head.

OH, SNAP. IT'S NARNIA, BITCHEZ!

Motherfuckin' Narnia is in my Cap-Sac!!! WHO WANTS TURKISH DELIIIIIIIIGHT!?

France can suck it.

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Something has shat green turds all over Narnia it seems. Mr. Tumnus also seems to have a rather small cock for being half horse. The lion however...

Posted by giffy on June 11, 2009 at 5:35 PM

I want to enter your cap portal!

Posted by context ender on June 11, 2009 at 5:40 PM

there it is! i've been looking for narnia all over, it just snuck away for a nap in your cap sac! naughty narnia!

Posted by ingopixel on June 11, 2009 at 5:40 PM

Who gives a fuck!

Posted by Pat on June 11, 2009 at 5:54 PM

When i first saw it, I wanted to hate your "what's in my cap-sac" series. Really, I did. But instead I find myself cracking up over and over, because what's actually there is really a surprise.

Posted by DavidG

on June 11, 2009 at 5:57 PM

there's lots of potential in the Narnia in my sac line. thanks. much better than the too often used and now worn out forest moon of Endor in my undies.

Posted by pissy mcslogbot on June 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM

Is the cloud supposed to look like an erect penis?

Posted by Max Power on June 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM

Sweet. It finally moved out of that musty closet in Britain, to a land where it can be invaded by hipsters and atheists. Watch out, cap-sac (and cap-sac-sporting-Lindy) there's gonna be a line to clamber on in there.

Posted by -ink on June 11, 2009 at 6:13 PM

@1: Mr. Tumnus is a faun, not a centaur. He has a wee goat penis, not a great horse dick. I'm sure Lindy fact checked with KOMO's research department.

Posted by Cracker Jack on June 11, 2009 at 6:41 PM

How I love that deranged-yet-determined look in your eye.

Posted by Irena on June 11, 2009 at 6:42 PM

Bad lighting...or do you have a shiner under your right eye (our left)?

Posted by j.lee on June 11, 2009 at 7:17 PM

next week: new post! What's In My Nut-Sac by Jack Black

Posted by m@tt on June 11, 2009 at 7:33 PM

Dear God, just get rid of that cheap, ugly fucking thing. I'm sick of seeing it.

Posted by Hoyt Clagwell on June 11, 2009 at 11:56 PM

You look terrible, btw.

Posted by Max J on June 12, 2009 at 12:02 AM

No one understands true goat penis.

Posted by Satyr Hasselhoff on June 12, 2009 at 1:22 AM

Maybe you should, eh, keep these things inside of you cap sac thing.

Posted by Minger the Merciless on June 12, 2009 at 5:13 AM

funny place to get yummy turkish delight: at the hot dog stand with the rainbow umbrellas in westlake plaza, right next to the jar of pickles. you can get pistachio, rose, and raspberry (turkish delight, not pickles)

Posted by two shoes on June 12, 2009 at 8:41 AM

BEAT THAT, FRANCE! FACE.

Posted by tabletop_joe on June 12, 2009 at 8:43 AM

<3 Lindy

Posted by lizzie on June 12, 2009 at 8:48 AM

Max J - Are there any slog bloggers you don't personally insult on a regular basis?

Also, Lindy, Narnia ended! That world is done-zo. They all got raptured after the whole Anti-Christ - oops, I mean Tashlan - thing.

Posted by Jocelyn

on June 12, 2009 at 9:05 AM

@20,
I love Lindy with all my heart, she's generally hillarious (this post was hilarious).. I just think that hat is ugly. What's your beef with that?!?

Posted by Max J on June 12, 2009 at 9:20 AM

@20,
In fact, I may love Lindy the most and Charles the second most, I love all sloggers with the except of Paul Constant who is a humourless bore and with the worst useless posts.

Posted by Max J on June 12, 2009 at 9:23 AM

I did not see that coming.

Posted by DyerStraightsGetIt

on June 12, 2009 at 1:28 PM

Whoa! Awesome!

Is your capsack sewn from the leaves of an apple tree that grew from the seeds of a magic apple brought to our world from Aslan's Garden?

Posted by Cate B

on June 12, 2009 at 2:29 PM

I LOVE YOU, LINDY!

Posted by ignore all the haters on June 13, 2009 at 1:02 PM