Bad News Part I: at least 29 killed, 75 wounded in wave of bombings in Iraq.
Bad News Part II: DC subway crash kills at least 9, injures 75.
It's Not All Bad News: As Iranian police break up rallies, Guardian Council admits to voting irregularities.
I Think We're Alone Now: US to shut down spy satellite program.
Still Not a Myth: Environmental report released by Obama Administration details effects of climate change.
The Cloth Cage: French government to study burqas, whether they "turn women into prisoners".
Tactical Shift: US and NATO forces to end house to house firefights to reduce civilian casualties in Afghanistan.
Smoke Signal: Obama signs bill giving FDA control over tobacco products.
Financial Fail: State audit says King County lacks proper oversight of taxpayer money.
Hippocratical: Department of Corrections head doctor quits over executions.
Missed the Boat: State sells four ferries for scrap at a fraction of what they were worth two years ago.
Pit Bull Attacks: The Seattle PI asks who's to blame?
Take a Picture, It'll Last Longer : Kodak retires Kodachrome film.
Remember When I Told You That It's National Lightning Safety Awareness Month? I wasn't kidding.
Now, a very special celebrity roast, which totally coincidentally features Ed McMahon, who is now dead:
