Holy Crap, What The Hell Is Happening?: Sarah Palin to resign from office.

They Really Did It To Celebrate The Fourth With Us
: North Korea fires off more missiles.

Maybe The Sounders Need To Put Assault Lawyers On Retainer: Nate Jaqua being sued for alleged rape.

Totally Not Our Problem: Iran may put British embassy staff on trial.

Your Newest Toy Is a Piece Of Junk: iPhone battery sucks.

You Want To Be More Fertile?: Have more sex, researchers say.

A Good Reason To Put Old People In Homes
: Corpse found in home five years after death.

Happy Independence Day: Especially from your former overlords.