Do you know about this place? The text messages I am getting from her are off the charts.

I am holding a brochure for "a ministry of art"—"sculpture" garden by Precious Moments figurine co. Wish u were here!

Now we are on Bob Hope Memorial Drive and just passed a theater that only does Red Skelton tributes.

Did you know Andy Williams is still alive?!

Apparently I can buy a bikini made out of a confederate flag here.

Seems wrong that the Titanic museum here—boasting 400 items that belonged to dead passengers—is billed as "fun for whole family." Still, I think we're going.

We just passed a motel advertising "musical ducks." It's closed so apparently not a hit. Tomorrow we go see show of dancing cats. For real.

I will keep them coming if you like.