Jen Graves [apropos of whatever she's typing]: "Is the relationship between ‘vulva’ and ‘vagina’ the same as the one between ‘square’ and ‘rectangle’? Like if I’m dealing with 30 vaginas, can I also call them vulvas?"

Paul Constant [after some uncertain mumbling]: "Dunno—I’m just a guy and now I want to start masturbating."

Slog: Now (Briefly) 100% Heterosexual!