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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

International The Motherland

Posted by on Tue, Aug 11, 2009 at 12:54 PM

This is the image:

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Directly above is Chancellor Angela Merkel; next to her Vera Lengsfeld, a member of Mrs Merkel's conservative Christian Democratic Union party. These are the words in the image: "We have more to offer." When the voter is done enjoying what these ladies have to offer (the German election happens next month), he/she can use the words of Canaan Banana (former President of Zimbabwe) to express his/her satisfaction: "We have helped ourselves."

From fatherland to motherland...

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...that is the history of civilization.

 

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1
Super top-secret ultra-subtle subtext of this post:

BOOBS!!!! Yay boobies! Hooray!
Posted by Ackham on August 11, 2009 at 1:04 PM
Urgutha Forka 2
Vera and Angela look practically identical.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on August 11, 2009 at 1:17 PM
Karlheinz Arschbomber 3
Yes, UF, there is some morphological similarity.

Tits are not such a major shock-commodity here. You can't apply American no-beer-in-the-streets logic. This is just a lot of nothing.
Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschbombe on August 11, 2009 at 1:22 PM
Fnarf 4
I don't get it. Natalie Merchant is the third- or fourth-most-disgusting female singer of all time (after Stevie Nicks and Edie Brickell, and maybe Janis Joplin). Yuck.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on August 11, 2009 at 1:22 PM
Bryan T. Bissell 5
Sorry, Fnarf. I'm also in love with Natalie Merchant.
Posted by Bryan T. Bissell on August 11, 2009 at 1:33 PM
6
Yay, another boob post. Should have pushed you down the hill at the Remix when I had the chance.
Posted by D on August 11, 2009 at 1:57 PM
Vince 7
Mein boobs eich bin ein grossen!
Posted by Vince on August 11, 2009 at 2:01 PM
8
In Germany a woman can wear a shirt like this and still be taken seriously in the political arena.
Posted by Reg on August 11, 2009 at 2:09 PM
9
Was fuer ein sonder angebote!
Posted by Zander on August 11, 2009 at 2:12 PM
Banna 10
@8:

This is a direct result of the dirndil.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on August 11, 2009 at 2:16 PM
11
@8- Just another problem with America.
Posted by dwight moody on August 11, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Grist 12
@10: I'd take her seriously in the political arena, ifyoucatchmymeaning.

What? Someone had to do it.
Posted by Grist on August 11, 2009 at 2:33 PM
smade 13
When did Marky Mark get the implants?
Posted by smade on August 11, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 14
Boobies! (BYW, I'd do Stevie Nicks or Edie Brickell in a heartbeat. Or maybe both at once. Hmm.)
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on August 11, 2009 at 2:49 PM
w7ngman 15
#8 yet they still won't be immune to creepy backrubs from the leader of the free world.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on August 11, 2009 at 2:50 PM
seandr 16
Hurrah for Natalie's abundant boobies!
Posted by seandr on August 11, 2009 at 4:38 PM
17
@12: And we thank you for it.
Posted by Gloria on August 11, 2009 at 4:42 PM
Greg 18
We get it: German women have big boobs. Why, my great-great grandmother on my father's side...
Posted by Greg on August 11, 2009 at 5:02 PM

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