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Monday, August 17, 2009

??!! This Is Why We Shouldn't Let the Humans and the Sea Mammals Breed

Posted by on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 4:45 PM

Humanimals make terrible parents:

Manatee man arrested in attempt to punish stepson with cat feces

Thanks for everything, Google alert for "feces."

 

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1
i'm surprised this isn't posted under "every child deserves a father...."
Posted by apres_moi on August 17, 2009 at 5:33 PM
gloomy gus 2
The manatee man protested they were simply refining a grossout family act they wanted to debut on Dugong Show.
Posted by gloomy gus on August 17, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 3
What kind of sick, twisted person has a Google alert set up for "feces?"

Oh. OK.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on August 17, 2009 at 5:45 PM
yucca flower 4
"...........The Aristocrats!"
Posted by yucca flower on August 17, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Lee 5
@4: Haha! Well done, sir/madame.
Posted by Lee on August 17, 2009 at 6:11 PM
danhowes 6
"Every child deserves a manatee for a father."
Posted by danhowes http://www.danhowesfilm.com/ on August 17, 2009 at 7:12 PM
darkroommonster 7
I love u lindy, your posts always make me smile
Posted by darkroommonster on August 17, 2009 at 8:25 PM
8
I was expecting some sort of horrible elephant man situation.
Posted by disappointed on August 17, 2009 at 11:57 PM
LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969 9
GOD DAMMIT SIT STAY OR DIE.

IMPOTENCE IZ AS IMPOTENCE DUZ IT.
Posted by LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969 http://balkin.blogspot.com/ on August 18, 2009 at 12:04 AM
LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969 10
DUZ THA STRANGER KNO THAT LINDY PRIMARILY PRODUCES CONTENT FOR 12 YR OLD GIRLS AND THA BOYZ WHO ACT LIKE THEM? WHERE YO OFFICE? CANDYLAND? GAH WHAT A SHIT HOLE. I GET SO CREEPED OUT WHEN MUSHROOM CHOCOLATE MEANIES R CRUISIN ON THE WEEKENDS.
Posted by LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969 http://balkin.blogspot.com/ on August 18, 2009 at 3:20 AM

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