The conversation went like this:

"The other candidates had more money than I did."
"But you have more chickens than any other candidate."
"Yes, that's true!"
"I'll personally give your general election campaign five American dollars."
"Well, then I'll send you a personalized thank-you note!"
"WHAT ABOUT A PERSONALIZED THANK-YOU FRESH EGG??"

Oh, and also bunz:

Thanks to Meags for the photos and for making the whole egg thing happen.