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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Celeb Please Ignore This News as Hard as You Fucking Can, Because These People Are Worthless Publicity Whores and Should Not Be Encouraged

Posted by on Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 3:11 PM

Nevertheless, I feel obligated to let you know:

Spencer Pratt Is Legally Changing His Name to "King Spencer Pratt"

Now let us never speak of it again.

 

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jnmend 1
He rules the closet with an iron fist.

How is Heidi supposed to be queen with a six-foot blonde Beard?
Posted by jnmend on September 1, 2009 at 3:19 PM
Jaymz 2
It isn't working for everyone since I can honestly say that I don't know this name, and scanning the link gives me no reason to correct my self-imposed ignorance of those such as King Spencer Pratt - "I nominate myself for that role"?! Still, I see he also apparently is unaware of the difference between a title and a role....
Posted by Jaymz on September 1, 2009 at 3:35 PM
3
Who?
Posted by keshmeshi on September 1, 2009 at 3:38 PM
danhowes 4
Spencer Pratt has now jumped the shark.
Posted by danhowes http://www.danhowesfilm.com/ on September 1, 2009 at 3:40 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 5
I'm sure somebody must give a shit about this, but not me.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on September 1, 2009 at 3:56 PM
very bad homo 6
King of douchebags, for sure.
Posted by very bad homo on September 1, 2009 at 4:02 PM
7
I normally don't advocate violence, but if someone could take care of this waste product, I think that everyone outside of the population of brain-dead teenage girls in this country would celebrate you as a national hero.
Posted by demo kid http://www.effinunsound.com on September 1, 2009 at 4:06 PM
beelzebufo 8
Prat.
Posted by beelzebufo on September 1, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Ziggity 9
Well, I didn't vote for him.

Who is he?
Posted by Ziggity on September 1, 2009 at 4:26 PM
Gus 10
Don't we already have a King Of America, the fine and fabled Elvis Costello?
http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/1626-king…

And who is this Spencer Pratt schmuck?
Posted by Gus on September 1, 2009 at 4:32 PM
Dexter 11
Oh, Lindy. Please be more discerning with your hyperlinks. I will click on anything you post, and it's a power that must not be abused.
Posted by Dexter on September 1, 2009 at 5:42 PM
Andy 12
Surely, there is no better name for him than King Prat.
Posted by Andy on September 1, 2009 at 5:45 PM
13
Better name would be Whatta Prat
Posted by the analyst on September 1, 2009 at 6:35 PM
RainMan 14
Who the fuck is Spencer Pratt?
Posted by RainMan on September 1, 2009 at 8:09 PM
15
I am Spencer Pratt. And you may ask me anything.
Posted by rutabaga pie on September 1, 2009 at 9:48 PM

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