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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The Snuggie Sutra

Posted by on Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 9:18 AM

You know you like it all cuddly!
  • thesnuggiesutra.com
  • "You know you like it all cuddly!"

Snuggie season is almost upon us! Prepare with your loved one by reviewing the material found here.

One question: Why so heterocentrist? Hmmmmm, Snuggie Sutra? Clearly—or at least as much as for anyone—Snuggiesex was made for the gays.

 

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slake 1
I'd sign a referendum repealing the snuggie. It's an abomination against man and god.
Posted by slake on September 1, 2009 at 9:25 AM
boxofbirds 2
I have to disagree, no gay man would dare be seen in a snuggie let alone have sex in one.
Posted by boxofbirds on September 1, 2009 at 9:29 AM
3
The are trying to market those things here as ideal for the football stadium, complete with LSU logos on them. Unfortunately, in the SEC, most football is played before the temperatures drop below 80.

Well, the night games might get as low as 70. Break out the Snuggie and the hot chocolate!
Posted by Sheryl on September 1, 2009 at 9:38 AM
4
Santorum on my snuggie? NO THANKS.
Posted by SnuggieLove on September 1, 2009 at 9:47 AM
The Amazing Jim 5
It's a kama sutra for the un-appealing!
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on September 1, 2009 at 9:59 AM
Urgutha Forka 6
From their TV ads, I'd say snuggie sex was intended not for the gays, but for the incestuous.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on September 1, 2009 at 10:00 AM
7
Slankets are the original examples of the genre. Beware imitations.
Posted by seattlebikeguy on September 1, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Tizzle 8
I didn't see it as heterocentrist. It mentions 'partner' not wife or gf. In my world pink /= girl.
Posted by Tizzle on September 1, 2009 at 1:08 PM
elenchos 9
This post made me scroll back up and take more serious look at Savage's asexuality post.
Posted by elenchos on September 1, 2009 at 2:37 PM

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