"Chunky" fake whores (not to be confused with honest sex workers!), a Craigslist scam, Tacoma, anti-fat bigotry, shitfaced straight guys, a Blackberry, a maroon Ford hatchback, a hit-and-run, and an object lesson in the impact of alcohol, a.k.a. "beer goggles," on a person's ability to accurately assess another person's attractiveness:

The suspects were all described as being about 5-feet-8, white and "chunky," in their late 20s, possibly from Tacoma. One had curly, wavy brown hair and called everyone "baby," the men told police. The second had lip piercings and stringy brown hair. The third had short, sandy blond hair, according to police.

While trying to describe the suspects to police, the men decided to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10. Three said the women all rated a "2." But the man described by police as the most intoxicated disagreed and claimed they rated a "4."

The drunkest guy thought the women who robbed him twice as attractive as his somewhat less-drunk companions. There you have it.