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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Whoa There!

Posted by on Thu, Sep 3, 2009 at 2:44 PM

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The Population Reference Bureau has forecast that the world's population will hit 7 billion in 2011. The most frightening part: The increase from 6 billion to 7 billion took only 12 years. The human population is growing so quickly, I have no idea how we will be able to provide food, water, and energy for all these people without killing the planet and driving every other species into extinction.

 

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ssemekim 1
Thomas Malthus.
Posted by ssemekim http://www.facebook.com/ssemekim?ref=profile on September 3, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Allyn 2
Is she pregnant again? I can't access their web site from work, but it seems like it's been a few months since the last one was born, so I suppose it's time for the next one.
Posted by Allyn on September 3, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Vince 3
I was thinking about how happy I am that I never brought any children into this world. It's a suckers game.
Posted by Vince on September 3, 2009 at 2:53 PM
Eric Arrr 4
As I like to say, "About the Earth's Carrying Capacity -- You're either increasing it, or you're reducing it."
Posted by Eric Arrr on September 3, 2009 at 2:54 PM
danhowes 5
We must begin building space colonies RIGHT NOW if we are to endure as a species.
Posted by danhowes http://www.danhowesfilm.com/ on September 3, 2009 at 2:56 PM
COMTE 6
Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Red Day...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on September 3, 2009 at 3:01 PM
7
Soylent Green. Think about it.
Posted by Ackham on September 3, 2009 at 3:02 PM
8
ew. food made out of menstrual fluids? count me out.
Posted by samiaint on September 3, 2009 at 3:05 PM
Urgutha Forka 9
Well then, we'd better start building more SUVs for all those new people to drive!
Posted by Urgutha Forka on September 3, 2009 at 3:05 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 10
Allyn @1, yep, #19 is on the way.

Lindy, you crack me up with the "killing the planet" bullshit. It must be nice to have such a large ego that you think you're actually capable of killing a planet.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on September 3, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 11
Make that Allyn @2. Typo.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on September 3, 2009 at 3:17 PM
Will in Seattle 12
Not to worry, most of those people will die due to flooding and famine during the global warming alterations. Especially in Pakistan.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on September 3, 2009 at 3:31 PM
13
And when the Rapture happens, we get to play with all their stuff!
Posted by Luckier on September 3, 2009 at 3:44 PM
14
Can we charge the Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar with an eco-crime now?
Posted by ay1ene on September 3, 2009 at 3:52 PM
The Amazing Jim 15
Simple Green is PEOPLE!
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on September 3, 2009 at 4:04 PM
kim in portland 16
Nineteen. No thanks. They obviously didn't get the memo that they can have all the sex they want with birthcontrol? That poor birth canal. Dang, I'm sure glad I read it. I hope their over the moon about number 19.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on September 3, 2009 at 4:06 PM
doesurmindglow 17
Oh yeah, because assuming species have an impact on their environment is ARROGANT.

I suppose you know how we got oxygen into our atmosphere, right?

Oh wait, probably not. (And now I am indeed being arrogant.)
Posted by doesurmindglow on September 3, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Rotten666 18
Meh...the world can handle the 5 or six billion more that will appear before the numbers start going back down.
Posted by Rotten666 on September 3, 2009 at 4:10 PM
19
Why are we still talking about these stupid people?
Posted by kevin11 on September 3, 2009 at 4:12 PM
Allyn 20
Kim, I read your comment just as my mom replied to my e-mail after Fifty-Two-Eighty's relay of the news of a #19. She wrote:

"This couple needs to find ANOTHER common interest….. one that gets them out of the house, or at least the bedroom…. And that’s not a house, that’s a barracks…."

Both comments made me laugh.
Posted by Allyn on September 3, 2009 at 4:13 PM
doesurmindglow 21
They're the ultimate r-strategists. It's great!
Posted by doesurmindglow on September 3, 2009 at 4:14 PM
22
Vagina: it's not a clown car.
Posted by JenV on September 3, 2009 at 4:17 PM
kim in portland 23
Allyn and JenV,

Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on September 3, 2009 at 4:37 PM
Allyn 24
Yes, JenV, thank you for the laugh. If you don't mind, I think I may have to use that...
Posted by Allyn on September 3, 2009 at 4:41 PM
Posted by Wicked Virgin http://userscripts.org/tags/slog on September 3, 2009 at 4:45 PM
Allyn 26
Kim, after 19 kids I wonder if it can still be called a canal. It seems more like a highway, really.
Posted by Allyn on September 3, 2009 at 4:48 PM
rob! 27
I count ten, maybe 11 sons... so I assume (because of in-utero influences) that at least the last four or five have a more-than-50% chance of being born gay.

Don't despair, little dudes; there's safety in numbers.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on September 3, 2009 at 4:50 PM
kim in portland 28
Allyn,

Yes, an eight mile wide highway. And, he obviously doesn't suffer from the "death grip" with that much traffic.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on September 3, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Allyn 29
Kim, I am at work. It draws attention when I laugh!!
Posted by Allyn on September 3, 2009 at 5:00 PM
merry 30
Gillian, just because YOU have no idea how all those people will be provided with food, water and energy doesn't mean that they WON'T be provided with all those things. This planet is vast, as a trip to the interior of Alaska or a drive across Canada would demonstrate to you. OF COURSE we need better, greener, more efficient ways of doing things - and we'll find them. We are ANTS on this planet - #18 has it correct.

Posted by merry on September 3, 2009 at 5:02 PM
Simone 31
As a people, we are screwed.
Posted by Simone on September 3, 2009 at 5:10 PM
kim in portland 32
Allyn,

I can't take responsibility for my sense of humour. I blame it all on reading one to many Savage Love columns, and listening to one to many Storm Large songs. These people have warped my once meek vanilla mind, I'm ruined.

Thank you for the laughs today.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on September 3, 2009 at 5:25 PM
33
@5 YES

SPACE!!!!!
Posted by cubby on September 3, 2009 at 5:27 PM
kim in portland 34
rewind:

I also can't edit either.

... one too many
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on September 3, 2009 at 5:28 PM
35
"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -Albert Bartlett
Posted by Ben on September 3, 2009 at 5:36 PM
yucca flower 36
@ kim in portland,

They did practice birth control all through college. When they were ready to have their first child they suffered a miscarriage and a 'Christian' doctor told them their birth control caused it...because birth control is just like having an abortion. They were appalled they 'murdered' their baby and promised God they'd never use birth control again if they could only have a healthy baby. They then had twins and took it as a sign from God. The Duggers' story is rather horrifying and sad.
Posted by yucca flower on September 3, 2009 at 5:47 PM
kim in portland 37
@ yucca flower,

Thanks for the background. It would seem that I and everyone of my friends got a different memo. It sounds more like they struck a bargain, than had a revelation from God. Oh, well if they are happy and feel like this is their calling, who am I to deny it.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on September 3, 2009 at 6:13 PM
MLP 38
Worst bluegrass band EVER.
Posted by MLP on September 3, 2009 at 7:21 PM
39
I have a dozen things to type about the Duggar family but the only thing I am able to properly convey is, 'yuck'

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
Posted by funkathrusta on September 3, 2009 at 8:13 PM
40
Allyn - feel free to use it, I didn't make it up either. :)

@35 - Word. If it only took 12 years to increase from 6 to 7 billion, how quickly will we add another 5 or 6 billion?
Posted by JenV on September 3, 2009 at 8:44 PM
41
The picture nicely deflects everyone from the real demographics. The developed world is roughly at replacement rate. There is good evidence that providing greater rights to women in the developing/emerging world will solve this problem. (Meanwhile, we in the USA need to stop overconsuming...)
Posted by joshuadf on September 3, 2009 at 10:02 PM
42
I count 19 kids in this photo.
Posted by LeslieC on September 4, 2009 at 8:50 AM
Allyn 43
The eldest son is married and his wife is in the picture also.
Posted by Allyn on September 4, 2009 at 9:47 AM
44
@40: by my math, the next billion should take about 10 years, four months, give or take.
Posted by Ben on September 4, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Gomez 45
Isn't global warming supposed to kill off like a billion people or something?
Posted by Gomez http://gomezticator.livejournal.com on September 5, 2009 at 12:04 AM
NumberOne 46
The dad's name is "Jim Bob". Come on now.
Did they really need to reproduce the first time?
Posted by NumberOne on September 6, 2009 at 8:32 AM

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