The Penny Arcade Expo—essentially a comic book convention for video game nerds—is in town this weekend, but unless you've already bought tickets, you're shit out of luck.

The event is apparently completely sold out, which means you won't get to stand in line to play exciting new games like this one:

PAX is asking that you "please please please do not come to the Convention Center" unless you have tickets. Coverage of what you're missing can be found here.