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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 12:05 PM

Dear Keyboard Cat, can you please insert your magic at 0:22 when lil' Tubbs calls this grown woman a "smart little girl"? Thanks! Love, Kelly O

Clip from Wife Swap on ABC. H/T to Slogger Gordon.

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Posted by N on September 8, 2009 at 12:45 PM

articulate little shit, ain't he? fact: kids are selfish little bitches.

Posted by Max Solomon on September 8, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Its not fair to call him fat. He's prolly like 5-10 pounds overweight at the most. Why the inclination to be so mean spirited?

Posted by jmahlon on September 8, 2009 at 1:03 PM

he's fat. and he needs his own show. how about the little fat kid versus little o'reilly? they could go on road trips and argue about stuff.

Posted by rutabaga pie on September 8, 2009 at 1:14 PM

Hey @3: I'm sorry, but that kid is a porker. He needs to lay off the Twinkies immediately or face an even fatter adulthood.

Posted by schmacky on September 8, 2009 at 1:45 PM

@3 i appreciate your soft spot for kids or whatever, but this kid is a tubby bitch. he's pretty charismatic, but he still needs to be made fun of in the most brutal of terms.

Posted by douglas on September 8, 2009 at 2:08 PM

Oh my god "-but she can't run in those little high heels."

Posted by Parsnip

on September 8, 2009 at 2:24 PM

i shudder to think of the kind of "man" he'll become

Posted by eden on September 8, 2009 at 2:51 PM

Where the hell did he go? Did he hop in the pickup truck and have his dad drive him to a hotel? I would've gotten smacked for speaking to anyone — ANYONE — like that when I was his age.

But, he has a point about the bacon.

Posted by Dexter on September 8, 2009 at 3:50 PM

If Charles posted this, he would mention that by calling her a "smart little girl," the fat boy was being a sarcastic racist.

I might agree too.

Posted by Shelby on September 8, 2009 at 5:16 PM

@ 3 That boy is fat should be out there running laps as punishment for disrespecting adults like that. What a little pretentious porker. Obviously no one in the house cares if he talks down to a grown woman, I bet that his dad is a real gem too.

Posted by NumberOne on September 8, 2009 at 8:42 PM

That kid won't make it more than a mile before he runs out of steam. He obviously doesn't get enough exercise. And if he's acting that way towards his parents a lot, he needs a bit of discipline in his life.
He's also well on his way to being the kind of ignorant asshole who deserves a sorry ass life.

Posted by BakerB on September 8, 2009 at 8:55 PM

I'm sorry to say it but that kid might either turn out to be a self hating closeted gay guy or some asshole opinionated fat straight guy. I say the former because of the comment "she can't run in those high heels"

Posted by apres_moi on September 8, 2009 at 10:23 PM